Nightmare Food

Have you ever had a food nightmare? I don’t mean a nightmarish meal at a roadside diner or if you’ve been served something a bit more exotic than expected at a dinner party. I mean — have you ever had a dream with a nightmare menu?

The other day I woke up with the distressing echoes of a horrible dream. At one point in the dream I was dining with a group of people in a very casual setting. Paper plates, cardboard trays, plastic forks — NO, that was not the nightmarish part! (And on the upside, there was no Styrofoam involved.)

In the dream I ordered the “special” and got a small, brown, folded cardboard basket. Inside there were three deep fried items. I’m not really big on deep fried food. A nice tempura shrimp can be fun, but too much deep, fried, greasy stuff causes me indigestion so I usually avoid it. I’ve been that way all my life. It’s nothing about getting older and more careful.

Anyway, the “special” has three things. Two, are little friend oysters. I prefer fresh oysters on the half shell with a squeeze of lemon and a crisp white wine, but again, that’s not the nightmare of this menu. It’s not a food snob’s nightmare — this was the real deal. Because the third fried object, although it appears, at first to be a tiny bird, turns out to be a mouse.

I am afraid of rodents. There I said it. I revealed my completely irrational, horror movie style fear and in my dream one was there in my lunch!

Needless to say, I didn’t eat in the dream. I put the little basket down on the table and didn’t say a word to my dining companions. I woke up before any of them could ask me why I was backing away from the table.

Reading and writing about vampires, werewolves and assorted monsters of all shapes and sizes, you’d like that a little mouse wouldn’t perturb me so. But dead, alive, cooked or scampering — nightmare time! Good thing I’ve always had cats!

Have you ever dreamt about a nightmarish meal? Share…

 

Waltzing in the Snow — Chapters 13 & 14

Scroll down & catch up on the mystery. Chapters 13 & 14 are short but rich in clues!

Waltzing in the Snow

Chapter 13: Valor and Discretion

At six in the morning, Amanda called Jason. He didn’t seem surprised at Daniel’s description of the their father’s argument with Candace.

“Amanda, Dad always went for younger women. My mom, your mom, the crazy Spaniard — they were all about the same age when he met them, 27, 28. Candace was just a few years younger. She wasn’t classically beautiful, like your mom, or as glamorous as Marianna, but she was certainly an attractive, younger woman. She was clever and spoke Russian with him. He liked that. Remember how they read aloud from Shakespeare. He could never get one of us to…”

“I guess,” Amanda paused. “It just feels so — so…”

“Icky?”

“Yes, like my best friend and my dad betrayed me.”

“Amanda, you have to understand. Dad is a man — not just your father. He was a lot of things to a lot of people. He was a charming raconteur; he was a wine connoisseur; he had fabulous friends from all over the world. A lot of women would find him attractive. They could have been arguing about telling you. But Amanda, remember, it’s not all about you.”

Amanda sighed. Her brother was right.

“If I run into Spooky again, I’ll press him. Maybe a bottle of single malt Scotch will loosen his tongue. That always got Dad talking.”

Chapter 14: A Method of Madness

The train ride was too early for much of a conversation. Daniel napped and Amanda read. Still avoiding the last section of his book as she didn’t feel ready to read it. They took a cab from Union Station directly to Amanda’s apartment in North West.

“I’ve got a spare bedroom here, but would you like to stay at dad’s. The master bedroom suite is empty. I could stay in Jason’s old room. I have stuff there and…”

“That’s a good idea. If his memory waivers, it might be better to pace the conversation — spread it out…”

“Yes, good. Let me just go through a few things in my bag and off-load the dirty laundry.”

Daniel admired the artwork in Amanda’s apartment. There were a few paintings and a small sculpture, but photography dominated her collection. It was all beautifully hung and mounted in non-reflective glass. It was a long way from the Klimt and Matisse posters that hung in her freshman dorm room.

“I just called Phil, dad’s aide, to tell him we were coming over for a couple of days.” Amanda announced as she came into the room holding an 8 X 10 manila envelope. She handed it to him and wandered around the apartment watering plants. “I scanned the photo — the one in the snow.”

“It’s beautiful! Really beautiful….”

“Remember he’s very old,” Amanda warned Daniel as she drove the familiar route to the house.

“I’m good with old people. My parents are old.”

“Not as old as my dad. He’s going to be 97 in September.”

“Wow… My mom is 78 and my dad is 80. Good shape, both of them…”

Amanda pulled the car into the driveway, turned the motor off and sat for a beat.

“This might be hard, you know, getting him to talk about an affair with our friend. It’s not something he’d usually talks about.

“What does he usually talk about?”

“Oh, the embassy parties, meeting the folks behind the scenes in government, drinking wine with celebrities….”

“Then we start with what he likes to talk about. Let him take the lead and then, gradually, point him toward his relationship with Candace. I’m not going to pounce on him and ask him why he had a goon chase me out of the house when I overheard a conversation in a language that…”

“Yes, that’s a good idea. We’ll do that. He’s not supposed to drink more than a little — if at all — but he does love a couple of fingers of Scotch every day at six. Maybe we can get him relaxed and talking, and then, over cocktails, we can bring up that period of time.”

Metamorphosis

When I began my MONSTER MEDITATIONS naturally went back to classical mythology as source material and inspiration. I initially discovered Greek mythology in Jr. High. Miss Jakes was my teacher and she was a goddess — the head of the English department. She even looked like a half bird/half human creature, something that was carved in stone, but came to life at midnight.

She was also a very good teacher!

I disliked diagramming sentences, largely because it never made sense to me. Constructing sentences was never a problem, but dissecting existing examples seemed pointless. I made a deal with Miss Jakes. If all my sentences in the next assignment were perfect, she’d allow me to skip diagramming sentences for the rest of the year.

When I received an A on my next essay assignment she’d marked up one sentence was a “run on,” further noting that it was a marginal call, so she’d give me the benefit of the doubt. From that day on, I jumped on all the assignments she gave. If she offered alternative options — I took the harder one. This included choosing to read “The Odyssey” in poetry and writing my own version of the famous escape from the Cyclops’ cave from the point of view of an unhappy sheep. Peppering the text with the “rosy-fingered dawn” of the translation I’d just read.

Of all the wonderful, and monstrous, ideas in classical mythology, Metamorphosis grabbed my attention. Morphing from one incarnation, from one appearance, from one existence to another is amazing. It’s a perfectly normal and ordinary condition of a butterfly — from caterpillar crawling on a leaf to a winged creature taking flight. But metamorphosis can also be an unnatural, monstrous transformation.

Daphne fleeing Apollo is transformed into a tree. Given the sexual ardor of the Greek Gods, Daphne may have viewed her pursuer as a rapist — although I don’t remember it written that way. Perhaps she felt that she had the right — as we all do — to refuse the advances of a potential lover. Refusing a god was tricky. Maybe turning into a tree made sense?

In Kafka’s “Metamorphosis” Gregor wakes up to discover he’s a giant insect. Now THAT’S a monstrous transformation. The new werewolf greets his first full moon and feels itching on his hands and neck, fur is growing and canines descending, as he becomes a monster. Now THAT’S a metamorphosis.

Still my daydream is to morph into a full-time fiction writer. Right now, it feels like turning into a tree might be easier. It’s not that I don’t enjoy my freelance assignments — I do and I often learn things and meet people that inform my fiction. It’s just that there are only so many hours in the day and storytelling calls me!

 

 

Waltzing… Chapters 10, 11 & 12

The mystery is unfolding chapter-by-chapter. Here are three short chapters with lots of clues and a few red herrings, too. Scroll down to catch up on the previous installments.

Waltzing in the Snow

Chapter 10: What Dreams, and Nightmares, May Come

Daniel couldn’t sleep so he went back to work on his new play. Work was his escape, his solace, his entertainment and his lover — at least that’s what Josh always told him. Writing kept him from taking a walk with Ace the night she disappeared and writing stood between him and every important relationship in his life. When the curtain came up on opening night — his life was perfect. The rest of the time, it was a constant struggle.

The entire time he was writing his novel, memories of Ace haunted him. But it wasn’t until his conversation with Amanda, that he began to look at Ace — to analyze her and to deconstruct her — the way he would when he was creating a purely fictional character. In his book, the missing girl is seen only through the eyes of her old friends. The stories they tell themselves about her, the fantasies they have about her fate are, like all stories, reflective of the storyteller more than the subject. Did he ever really know Candace Gregore? He knew and loved his friend Ace, but how much of Ace was Candace and how much was what she wanted to be for him?

Candace was orphaned young, lived all over the world before she was 20 and was always, in one way or another, dependent on the kindness of strangers. Candace was a chameleon, shifting her colors to fit the environment. Becoming the perfect friend was her survival mechanism. The more he thought about her, the more he loved her for her unique talent.

 

Amanda woke up in the middle of the night, pulled out her Kindle and started to read Daniel’s book. By the time the sun came up, she had read all but the end — the part written from the “Mandy” character’s point of view. She put it down, took a shower and went out for a walk before breakfast.

It was a Saturday morning in June. The sky was bright blue and nearly cloudless. It was the kind of day when Candy would concoct one of her perfect plans. Let’s take the train out to Long Beach to fly kites, or go up to the Cloisters by subway, or ride bikes in Central Park. The plans were always fun and they always got Amanda out of herself. The life lessons she learned from her friend, stuck with her, but now she wondered why Candy had bothered with her. She was a sad, lonely, shy seventeen-year-old with her nose in a book and her closest friend was her twenty-seven-year-old brother.

Her head was a muddle of memories and Daniel’s fictions. The book was good — really good, even better than his plays — but it was fiction. Daniel had gotten inside the heads of each of his characters, all loosely based on their little group of friends, and spun explanations for Candy’s disappearance that matched each character. The story wasn’t about Candy. It was about missing her.

Detective Morgan called her while she was having breakfast.

“I just wanted to tell you that the lab matched the hairs in Candace Gregore’s hairbrush with hair in the barrette.”

“But I thought it was Maria Ruiz?”

“Maria and Candace both had brown hair, but they weren’t twins. When I told the lab tech that the barrette was associated with one missing girl and the remains were…”

“Hair from both of them…”

“There were two hairs caught in the catch. They matched the hairbrush you gave me. But the barrette was holding all of Maria’s hair, like she’d worn it to hold her hair in a pony tale.”

“Candace’s hair was too thick for that. She wore the barrette as an ornament. It would have to be twice as big to hold all her…”

“I remembered that. Could she have sold it? Maybe she needed money to run away from a Russian mobster?”

“It wasn’t worth all that much. It was an extravagant gift for a college girl, but nothing you could pawn for an airplane ticket.”

“But it was silver and Swarovski crystal, right?”

“Silver, yes…. The crystal, I don’t know. I bought it at a jewelry store in DC near my dad’s place. It was because we were all going to dress up and go out to celebrate graduation. I gave it to her for her birthday, so she’d have something special. Candace didn’t have expensive things.”

Amanda touched the silver bangle on her wrist.

“I’m wearing the bangle bracelet she wore a lot. It was in with the rest of her things. It’s a very simple design. My choice of that pink crystal barrette — that was more my style than Candy’s. Maybe she simply gave it away?”

Chapter 11: Do Wrong to One

“Daniel, do you remember the Easter Weekend when we all went down to DC and stayed at my dad’s house?”

“Yes, of course. I thought one of your dad’s secret agents was going to take me out back and shoot me.”

“What?” Amanda almost dropped her phone.

“I overheard Ace and your dad, they were talking, arguing really, in Russian. It was very heated. I was just waiting to see if she wanted to go with the rest of us to a movie. She didn’t see me hanging out in the doorway.”

“His office doorway?”

“Yes — that book-lined library straight out of a set for a British country house murder mystery. This big bodyguard grabbed me by the collar, pushed me to the kitchen and out the back door into the yard. I thought he was going to shoot me, but he just walked away. I never told you about it, because, because…. It was the way they were arguing. I don’t speak Russian, but the body language was intimate — they were yelling at one another like they were a married couple, like they were involved….”

“Oh.”

“So you see why I didn’t tell you then.”

“Yes.”

“It’s not like we were teenagers. We were seniors so Ace was about to turn 25. She was a grown woman and if they were having a secret affair….”

“Umm…”

“It was disturbing, but it wasn’t my place to say anything to you or to anybody else. I thought about confronting her later that weekend, but instead I simply asked her what she thought of your dad. She said that he was an interesting man with strong opinions. She said she enjoyed discussing politics with him. She never noticed me, never saw that I’d seen the way they were arguing.”

“Daniel, I’ve got to go down to DC. I need to talk to my dad about this.”

“Want company?”

“You want to come along?”

“Yes. Maybe I can help you get to the bottom of this.”

“Good. Maybe you can. I like the train better than the shuttle. Penn Station to Union Station, no long cab rides to the airports. I’ll try to book us on the Acela. Tonight or tomorrow — I’ll get back to you with the details.”

Daniel might just have been looking for a way to get a break from his work, but Amanda was convinced that he’d be helpful. He simply saw people in ways that she did not. Another set of eyes — a fresh set — might help her understand why her best friend and her father became romantically involved. A secret relationship, unfolding right in front of her — it felt like a horrible betrayal.

Chapter 12: A Fool Thinks

After making the travel arrangements for Sunday morning, Amanda spent the rest of Saturday in the art world. She visited galleries, dropped in at the International Center of Photography and then had dinner with gallery-owner friends. When one of the Chelsea Gallery people told her how Sandy had ravaged some of the West Side warehouses, destroying millions of dollars worth of artwork, she told them a little about her connection to the bodies found in the warehouse in Long Beach.

“When the storm surge hit Long Island, it took out the electricity and flooded up to the second floor. Although the building was still standing, it wasn’t structurally sound. If the inspectors hadn’t said it had to come down, they never would have found the remains.”

“But it turned out the girl’s body wasn’t your friend?”

“Yes, it was the another girl that went missing at the same time. The police are looking at connections. Who knows, maybe I’ll finally find out what happened to her?”

She wasn’t sure why, but she didn’t tell her friends about the barrette.

 

Daniel didn’t know how he’d be able to help Amanda, but he felt compelled to go with her. He wasn’t going to fail her — or Ace — again.

 

 

Gargie Award…

I spent the weekend up to my neck in MONSTERS — actually I was deep into one particular Monster, busy writing the fourth novella in my Candy’s Monsters series. I was so busy writing fiction, that I neglected most of my emails, my freelance work and virtually all the blogs I usually follow.

How could I do this? And what did I miss?

A GARGIE AWARD!

The Gargie Award

Had I known there was a gargoyle waiting for me, I’d have pulled myself from my Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde-ish story, long enough to celebrate. I’m particularly proud of this GARGIE because I’m a great fan of the gargoyles of New York City and have blogged about them many times. New York may not have gargoyles as old as Paris, but we certainly have the best of the 20th century gargoyles — between St. John the Divine and the Chrysler Building.

I refer to the beautiful art deco architectural monsters of the Chrysler Building in the novella-in-progress, which brings us back full circle to my weekend of writing, missing Jeri Walker-Bickett’s post and now finding myself in a gargoyle mood.

Thank you Jeri for nominating me and thank you Jon for inventing this award! I’d like to thank my far-flung group of followers and ask that they celebrate this GARGIE by spreading the word about all kinds of MONSTERS, checking out Jeri’s blog (what do I know) and by looking up to see who/what is lurking high up on a building! And, as Jon Jefferson is the blogger behind the award and frequent commenter on Candy’s Monsters, I’m going to post three short chapters of my serialized mystery on Friday instead of two!

I’m also passing the Gargie Torch to A.C. Flory of Meeka’s Mind. I hope she’ll share the Gargie fun with her own science fiction creatures.